Score: 6

"What to say..."

submission: Cumsy SE

date: July 1, 2006

Hmmm, yeah. I'd think really carefully before saying "we worked our butts off for this" if I was you. Also, what does it say about you when you invite players to visit your website and all they get is a page saying "this domain has expired"?

For the most part I agree with the previous reviewers. A few things that I found lacking in it:

* Adequate instructions. Sure, it tells you how to move and shoot but that's about it. No explanations of what everything is or the like.
* Story (what story? I clicked on what I thought was the Story button and got the aforementioned blank page).
* User-friendly gameplay. I, too, encountered sluggishness and, after buying 3 or more speed upgrades, only noticed a slight improvement. Other upgrades did not seem to make much difference.

To be honest I don't think I care much for the theme - basically a crudely drawn penis with legs flying around "shooting" at stuff. Others have done this genitally/sexually themed stuff better.

Score: 7

"Excellent game but one little problem..."

submission: Stealth Hunter

date: July 1, 2006

The controls are so damn confusing!
Alright, I admit they take some getting used to. I realise that the game's designed on an isometric grid but, at times, the movement seemed so counter-intuitive. You would expect Up/Down to go Up/Down, not Left/Right (as what it felt like sometimes).

If it wasn't for that little thing I would've given you a higher score.

Score: 6

"It's okay, I guess."

submission: The Three Stooges Remix 2

date: January 21, 2006

The problem with mixing sound bites from different sources/episodes is that that the finished product loses continuity. Unless you put careful thought into the dialogue and story line you just end up with a series of seemingly random scenarios.